Archive for October, 2008

The Dumbest Football Quotes

Keyshawn Johnson: “Throw me the damn ball!”

Bo Jackson: “If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn’t the same as the one I was wearing, I’d run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.”

Vince Lombardi: “The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.”

“Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.”

Erma Bombeck: “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.”

RB George Rogers: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”

John Madden: “The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”

Lee Corso: “Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.”

Archie Griffin: “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.”

Terry Bradshaw: “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”

Howie Long: “In Montana, they renamed a town after an all-time great, Joe Montana. Well, a town in Massachusetts changed their name to honor my guy Terry Bradshaw–Marblehead.”

William “The Refrigerator” Perry: “I’ve been big ever since I was little.”

Tom Arnold: (On Warren Sapp) “Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right — they are the dumbest team in America.”

Rickey Williams: “I didn’t quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.”

Joe Namath: Prior to Superbowl III: “I’ve got news for you. We’re gonna win the game. I guarantee it.”

Paul Tagliabue: “I’m a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.”

Jack Tatum: “I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.”

Bob Golic: “If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.”

Tom Landry: “Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.”

Joe Theisman: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

Jery Rice: “I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that. “

Dick Butkus: “I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something.”

Bruce Coslett: “We can’t run. We can’t pass. We can’t stop the run. We can’t stop the pass. We can’t kick. Other than that, we’re just not a very good football team right now.”

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Allen Iverson’s Uncensored “40 Bars” Rap

This may not be a quote but, boy is it hilarious, moronic and dumb!

Allen Iverson, NBA superstar, like Shaq tries to rap. Here is his uncensored version! Tell me what u think? lol

Man enough to pull a gun;
Be man enough to squeeze it.
Blink if you don’t believe it.
Anything to do with millions I’m gonna be with it.
Get murdered in the 2nd and 1st degree.
Come to me with faggot tendencies, you be sleeping where the maggots be.
Won’t catch me as a victim in a rap casualty….
Everybody stay fly. Get money, kill and fuck bitches! I’m hittin’ anything, and planning on using my riches….
Down for zero digits. I’m a giant and you’re a midget
I know n*ggaz that kill for a fee, that would kill your ass for free.
Believe me.
How you wanna die, fast or slowly?
Now I’m reaching for heat; Leave you leakin’ in the street.
Nigga screamin’ he was a good boy ever since he was born.
But fuck it, he gone, life must go on.
Niggaz don’t live that long….
This type of murder don’t need no hook;
Just 40 f*cking bars from the mouth of a crook.

Stick to basketball, boi!

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Our Beloved President George Bush’s Top Ten Moronic Quotes

I’ve been known to distinguish, pinpoint, notice…long story short, my friends at times call me the acute ear! – Nothing slides by me and since my friends are fed up with me correcting everything they say (I get the kicks out of that)… I decided to search the net for the most moronic quotes. Doesn’t matter who or what… religious, sports, political (Bush), etc…

To start off the blog I thought I’d honor our beloved president of the United States of America (Yeah Right) George Bush with his most famous dumb quotes, enjoy!

10) “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000.

9) “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000.

8) “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004.


7) “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000.

6) “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005.

5) “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004.

4) “They misunderestimated me.” —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000.

3) “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000.

2) “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004.

1) “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002.

Hoped you laughed as hard as I did…

Take care and be back soon with more quotes…

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