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Our Beloved President George Bush’s Top Ten Moronic Quotes

I’ve been known to distinguish, pinpoint, notice…long story short, my friends at times call me the acute ear! – Nothing slides by me and since my friends are fed up with me correcting everything they say (I get the kicks out of that)… I decided to search the net for the most moronic quotes. Doesn’t matter who or what… religious, sports, political (Bush), etc…

To start off the blog I thought I’d honor our beloved president of the United States of America (Yeah Right) George Bush with his most famous dumb quotes, enjoy!

10) “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000.

9) “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000.

8) “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004.


7) “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000.

6) “You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005.

5) “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004.

4) “They misunderestimated me.” —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000.

3) “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000.

2) “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004.

1) “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002.

Hoped you laughed as hard as I did…

Take care and be back soon with more quotes…

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